Sleep!

...which I'm not getting.

This wouldn't frustrate me as much if I were actually, you know, gigantic of like 8 months preggo.  But last night was TERRIBLE - and to be fair, it wasn't all having to pee.

How my night went:

11pm: Fall asleep
11:58pm: Wake up to pee.
12:02am: Realize the clock said 11pm and not 1am. Fall asleep
2am: Wake up to pee. Frustrated. Go back to bed.
3:30am: Wake up to pee. Uncomfortable. Have a hard time falling asleep.
5am: KR's alarm goes off. Wake up to pee.
5:25am: Drift to sleep. KR's alarm goes off again. He forgot to turn it off. I don't know how to turn it off. I yell, he doesn't hear me. I proceed to yank on alarm clock until it pulls out of the wall, and then throw it on the floor.
5:35am: KR comes in the room to say goodbye. I'm texting T. I say, "I may have killed your alarm clock." "Why?" "Because it started blaring again and I don't know how to turn it off, so I yanked until it shut up." "Ok.... I'm going to work now..."
645am: Still awake. Decide to turn off alarm and screw getting up to wait for FMO people to take furniture.
745am: Wake up to pee. SERIOUSLY. Uncomfortable. Have a hard time falling asleep.
915am: Wake up to pee. AGAIN. Decide FMO people will be there soon. Stay awake like 10-15 minutes, then go back to sleep.
935am: Fall asleep.
940am: Bell rings. FMO people show up. Spend 2 minutes dealing with them. Literally.
945am: Decide to eat some waffles. Then pee.
10am: Fall back asleep.
11am: Bell rings again. I'm confused. I slowly go to the peep hole. Nobody is there. I look outside. I don't see anything. Check the peep hole again. Nothing. THE FIRE ALARM STARTS BLARING. I plug my ears and grumble and swear.
1105am: I sit in bed, type angry facebook statuses, and debate whether or not to try to sleep anymore. Headache starting. Not gonna be a good day.
1110am: Phone rings. Bryce. Answer angrily. End up laughing at how the world didn'tr want me to sleep.

Needless to say, I am freaking exhausted. KR got called into work (he is on standby), and Bryce will be here this weekend b/c he's leaving next week, and the movers took all his stuff already.

Baby has been active today. I'm thinking bowl of cereal, then bed.

PS: Mom says it's not normal to wake up that much to pee... Unless I was a lot further along and baby was, you know, actually big.